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Built for the sesh. Ships in one box. Adults 21+.
Jerry's big grey channel-tufted L-shaped sectional sofa bed in a bright living room
Jerry's Stoner Couches

Puff. Pass. Sink in.

The deepest, plushest couch you'll ever melt into. It's built for the session, the munchies run and the movie you'll definitely finish next time. Get high, stay low.

Find your spot Meet Jerry
118"room for the whole circle
71"deep. Certified couch lock.
1 boxno heavy lifting
2-in-1couch by day, bed by also day
Jerry, a big bearded guy, laughing on a giant cream Jerry's stoner couch with a bowl of popcorn, the remote and a drink
6'5"
400 LBS
0 PLANS
The legend of Jerry

Jerry doesn't get up.

Jerry is six-foot-five. Four hundred pounds. And Jerry has not stood up on purpose since 2019. Not on purpose! He stood up one time. Fire alarm. And he still tells that story like he went to war.

You know what every couch store says? "Sit down, try it out." Try it out?! Jerry don't try nothing. Jerry commits. Jerry sat on a couch at the mall, and they had to sell it to him. With the mall still attached.

His old couch didn't break. It quit. Left a note on the coffee table: "I can't do this anymore, Jerry." That couch had more self-respect than half his group chat.

Thirty-seven couches. His feet hung off thirty-six of them. Thirty-six! The thirty-seventh fit perfect, because it was a king bed. Store security walked him out. Took four of 'em. Four of 'em and a forklift.

Then he found this one. Deep? This couch is deep. Jerry lost a bag of chips in here for three weeks. Three weeks! Found it in his sleep. Ate it in his sleep. That's not a couch. That's a lifestyle.

One night he ordered a pizza, sat down and woke up, and the pizza guy is asleep on the other end. Pizza guy's still there. Pizza guy gets mail here now.

Jerry's House Rules

  1. If it ain't in arm's reach, you didn't need it. If you really need it, that's what your cousin's for.
  2. Don't touch the remote. Don't look at the remote. Don't even think about the remote. The remote can hear you.
  3. Snacks live on the couch now. They signed a lease. They pay rent. They're better roommates than your last roommate.
  4. "Five more minutes" means Tuesday. "One more episode" means the whole season.
  5. Never get up during the good part. Every part is the good part. The credits? Good part.
  6. Phone goes face down. If it's important, they'll call back. They won't. That's how you know it wasn't important.
  7. Nobody moves the couch. Nobody moves on the couch. This is a no-moving household.
  8. Don't ask Jerry what he did today. He's still doing it.
  9. Whoever falls asleep first gets the blanket. Whoever falls asleep second gets the floor. Jerry don't fall asleep second.
  10. This couch never once asked Jerry to get up. Not once. That's love. That's real love.

Jerry's not lazy. Jerry's energy-efficient. There's a difference! ...No, there's not.

Pick your spot

Two couches. Both legendary.

Channel-tufted, high-density foam and L-shaped for the corner where you're about to spend your whole weekend.

Jerry's grey L-shaped three-seater sectional with chaise

The Three-Seater

About 118" W × 71" D × 26" H
  • Seats The whole rotation
  • Fill High-density foam
  • Sleeps All day. It's a sofa bed
  • Ships Compressed, one box
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Jerry's rust two-seater with chaise sofa bed

Two-Seater + Chaise

About 104" W × 68" D × 27" H
  • Seats 2, plus the snack table
  • Fill High-density foam
  • Sleeps All day. It's a sofa bed
  • Ships Compressed, one box
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See it in the wild

Built for the long session.

Jerry's grey sectional sofa bed with striped pillows in a modern living room Cream channel-tufted sofa bed from Jerry's Rust sofa bed with chaise from Jerry's Grey L-shaped sectional from Jerry's by a big window
How it gets to you

A big couch in a small box.

No freight truck, and no calling your friends over to help carry it.

  1. It ships compressedThe sofa is vacuum-sealed and rolled into one box.
  2. Drag it inSlide the box to your spot. That's the hard part.
  3. Cut it looseCut the wrap and watch it puff up. Seriously, watch it. It's a whole show.
How Jerry's sofa is vacuum-compressed, rolled and boxed for delivery
Questions

Good to know.

How big is it, really?

The Three-Seater is about 118 inches wide, 71 inches deep and 26 inches high. The Two-Seater + Chaise is about 104 by 68 by 27 inches.

Is it really a bed?

Yes. The seat is deep and flat enough to crash on, and plenty of people never make it to their actual bed.

Will I ever get up again?

No promises.

Can I smoke on it?

Smoke near it, sure. But keep lighters, joints and anything lit off the cushions. Foam and embers don't mix.

How does it arrive?

Vacuum-compressed and rolled into one box. Open it where it will live, cut the wrap, and let it expand.

How much weight does it hold?

We're confirming the rated weight capacity with our factory, and we'll post it here before launch.

Pre-orders · Coming to Kickstarter

Lay down.
Stay a while.

Jerry's pre-orders are launching on Kickstarter. Back us early, lock in the launch price and be one of the first couches out the door. Dream big. (Jerry swears this couch gives the best naps of your life. Results not guaranteed. Jerry is not a doctor.)

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