The Best Couch for Stoners: The Couch-Lock Buyer's Guide
You don't need a couch. You need a home base. Here's how to pick the one you're never getting up from. Adults 21+.
Every crew has one spot. The couch where the movie gets started and never finished, where the snacks show up and nobody leaves. Here's how to make sure yours is a great one.
1. Room for the whole circle
An L-shaped sectional seats the whole rotation and still leaves a corner for somebody to lie down. Jerry's Three-Seater is about 118 inches long.
2. Deep enough for couch lock
A deep seat is the difference between sitting on a couch and sinking into one. You want to be able to pull your feet up, lean back and forget what you were saying.
3. A spot for the snacks
Wide arms and a coffee table within arm's reach are a must. Jerry's rule: if it ain't in arm's reach, you didn't need it.
4. Easy to live with
Crumbs happen. Pick a fabric you can brush off and spot clean, and keep a throw blanket on top for the messy nights.
5. Fire safety, for real
Foam and embers don't mix. Keep lighters, joints and anything lit off the cushions, use an ashtray on a hard surface, and never fall asleep with anything burning. The best couch is the one that's still there tomorrow.
Jerry's couches: about 118 inches long, deep, plush high-density foam, and delivered in one box.
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What is the best couch for stoners?
A deep, plush sectional with room for the whole group, space for snacks, an easy-to-clean fabric, and a spot far from anything lit.
What is couch lock?
Slang for sinking so deep into the couch that getting up feels optional. A deep seat and soft foam deliver it.
Is it safe to smoke on a foam couch?
Keep anything lit off the cushions. Use an ashtray on a hard surface and never fall asleep with anything burning.